Mission Lineup?
The following is broadcast on all your TVs. It won't go away until you watch it all the way through.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Greetings, Mesdames et Messieurs, I am your host, the Dark Adonis, and this is...
Today's episode is a very special preview for tomorrow's extra special date. So, let's bring out our lucky lady!
Kaname Chidori!
*applause noises*
Ms. Kaname Chidori is considered by many to be one of the most eligible Freshmen at Jindai University! Ms. Chidori spent several years in America and speaks English fluently. She is well-known to be a wonderful cook and her beauty is said to be unmatched! Let's take a closer look!
Oooh! The curves! The perfect figure! Ladies and gentlemen, I may faint!
And this lucky lady is about to be treated to the time of her lifetime! A date with moi! The Dark Adonis VYERS!
*applause noises*
And now, let's hear from the lady herself, Ms. Chidori!
*applause noises*
*Currently tied up in a chair is poor Kaname, red-faced with anger at the delusional demon. As soon as Mid-boss gets close enough, she uses her forehead to bash him in the face.*
You idiotic scumbag of a stalker!! What the hell made you think that kidnapping me for a date was a good idea?! When I get free of this chair I'm going to pound you into next year, and then I'm going to rip your ba-
Ahahahaha! Did I mention she's also quite fiesty?
Ahem.
Anyway, a date wouldn't be a date without excitement! I have been informed that some INTERLOPERS will try to threaten my dear Kaname's safety! We turn to Pram the Oracle for more information!
Did anybody ever tell you that you're a total idiot?
Anyway, listen up humans. Apparently, the following GDF members will be taking part in this "mission."
Sagara Sousuke Bonta-kun
Teppei Takamiya
Teana Lanster
Allenby Beardsley
Signum
Simon Jeeha
Apparently, some chick named Cagalli Yula Atha is also on reserve.
This will be taking place tomorrow, Tuesday, September 29th at 5:00 PST.
There, I said it, where's my 1,000,000,000 HL?
It's in the mail. Anyway, everyone out there, look forward to the next episode!
Climactic Battle! Bonta-kun vs. Mid-Boss!
WAIT WHAT!? WHO WROTE THAT!? I AM NOT MID-BOSS!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Greetings, Mesdames et Messieurs, I am your host, the Dark Adonis, and this is...
Today's episode is a very special preview for tomorrow's extra special date. So, let's bring out our lucky lady!
Kaname Chidori!
*applause noises*
Ms. Kaname Chidori is considered by many to be one of the most eligible Freshmen at Jindai University! Ms. Chidori spent several years in America and speaks English fluently. She is well-known to be a wonderful cook and her beauty is said to be unmatched! Let's take a closer look!
Oooh! The curves! The perfect figure! Ladies and gentlemen, I may faint!
And this lucky lady is about to be treated to the time of her lifetime! A date with moi! The Dark Adonis VYERS!
*applause noises*
And now, let's hear from the lady herself, Ms. Chidori!
*applause noises*
*Currently tied up in a chair is poor Kaname, red-faced with anger at the delusional demon. As soon as Mid-boss gets close enough, she uses her forehead to bash him in the face.*
You idiotic scumbag of a stalker!! What the hell made you think that kidnapping me for a date was a good idea?! When I get free of this chair I'm going to pound you into next year, and then I'm going to rip your ba-
Ahahahaha! Did I mention she's also quite fiesty?
Ahem.
Anyway, a date wouldn't be a date without excitement! I have been informed that some INTERLOPERS will try to threaten my dear Kaname's safety! We turn to Pram the Oracle for more information!
Did anybody ever tell you that you're a total idiot?
Anyway, listen up humans. Apparently, the following GDF members will be taking part in this "mission."
Sagara Sousuke Bonta-kun
Teppei Takamiya
Teana Lanster
Allenby Beardsley
Signum
Simon Jeeha
Apparently, some chick named Cagalli Yula Atha is also on reserve.
This will be taking place tomorrow, Tuesday, September 29th at 5:00 PST.
There, I said it, where's my 1,000,000,000 HL?
It's in the mail. Anyway, everyone out there, look forward to the next episode!
Climactic Battle! Bonta-kun vs. Mid-Boss!
WAIT WHAT!? WHO WROTE THAT!? I AM NOT MID-BOSS!
