SCARY MOVIE MARATHON: THE RE-HORRORENATING

[punches_vamps]

[It's All Hallow's Eve, which means it's time for a Blackwell Family Tradition: Staying up all night and watching tons of horror movies! Everyone's invited! Zombies, vampires, serial killers, aliens, giant monsters-the classic lineup of horror films is here in full force

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[can_not_fly]

[Pit is also trying to get into this mortal Halloween thing.

Well, or was. At the moment, it's more that there's a spiked club the size of a car smashed into the wall where a TV was a bit ago, and a Pit looking down as Palutena scolds him]

...and you know perfectly well these are just movies! What was this-!
I said I'm sorry! I just got startled when the black thing with the spikes popped out!

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[demonofjeeha]

[Kamina is entranced, like a deer in the headlights.]

This is messed up, man.

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[gudbye_despair]

*Elena is hugging a bucket of popcorn and wiping her tears after laughing heartily at the infamous brain scene from Hannibal.*

Ahahahahahahah... ahaha... hahah.... hah... Oh, Mr. Antihero, this is so great!

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[punches_vamps]

GIRL YOU ARE FREAKY!

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[gudbye_despair]

What, this isn't supposed to be a funny scene?

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[punches_vamps]

No it is not! Brains are not meant to be used as a source of nutrition, especially not your own!

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[azure_savior]

[Josh is just... gonna storm out of the current film that's being shown. Anything would be acceptable. ANYTHING AT ALL EXCEPT THAT... THING.

And by "Thing" we naturally mean the 2011 one.]

... Worst fucking film ever made!

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[gaimurakumo]

[Gai was just about to drop in and give the Thing in question an actual watch to see if it lived up to the classic. He would've bumped into Josh had he not stepped aside.]

It couldn't have been that bad for a prequel.

[azure_savior]

You'd be surprised.

The movies based off of The Thing and Who Goes There? made after this? They're fine. But it's just...

... To be honest, what made me love the Carpenter film so much was it sorta spoke to me when I was just growing up in Antarctica. Its a film that really has a place in my heart because I could relate to the setting.

And the prequel...

[He's already gritting his teeth.]

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[emorangerpink]

[Laura's watching, wide-eyed.]

I remember seeing this years ago...

...I couldn't finish it.

[minorbeat]

(Momo walks in to see Laura watching the movie. She is about to join when she gets a devious smile on her face. She transforms into her cat form to sneak up right behind Laura. She waits for an extremely tense moment before screaming right behind Laura...)

BOO!

[emorangerpink]

EEEEEE!

[Laura jumps pretty impressively, landing curled up and barely perched on her seat, hands over her head. Resnick and Mio would be disappointed.]

[minorbeat]

(Momo transforms back and brings her hand to her mouth as she tries, and fails, to not laugh at Laura's jump.)

Hehe. Sorry Laura. I couldn't resist. It was just too perfect.