Good Thing No One Bothers With Gay.com Anymore

[ss396]

This blogger is vile.

His work is littered with terrible usage mistakes:

I wanted to scream at them, “Get over your trust and intimacy issues, try to remember that love-making doesn’t have to be about control, dominance, or submission, (unless it’s roll play) and take the plunge cuz you’re missin’ out!”

It’s a bedside visit from the elusive unicorn

Comments

[jonox]

see, he proves the gay man with a little dog cliche is way more popular and yuck.

nobody ever writes about my idea of a good time, which would involve exhaustedly collapsing on the bed with your lover, clothes on, and falling asleep crying.

instead these assholes expect that everybody has enough energy and motivation to strip naked and start inserting ding-dongs into poop-shoots with flair, which is just ridiculous.

i had a dream about donuts for sale. they were just over $11 and i gladly paid $13 because the woman was so nice she deserved a tip. now i'm awake and thinking that if I paid over $11 for donuts before tip, I got ripped off. I'm wondering if she did it to me or the store.

[ss396]

To me that's more rodent than dog.

What kind of donuts?

[jonox]

maple long johns that weren't shaped like long johns, sugar donuts, some sort of unfrosted persian that didn't reek of cinammon. and they weren't filled with anything.

yesterday i bought some maple long johns,
but
there was whipped cream inside.
disgusting.
i scooped it out with a spoon,
(prayed that next time somebody would sensibly use custard instead)
and grudging ate them.