Dad: "Two words for you. Martini. Bar."
~: "Is that what they had at the reception you were just at?"
Dad: "Yep."
~: "Free?"
Dad: "You bet."
~: "...How come you're not drunk right now?"
Dad: *silence* "...Um..."

Today I had the thought "I wanna be a fake lesbian!"
And then I was like "...Wow, that is a weird thought."

I am occasionally a weird person.

Livejournal is for stupid updates!

Things I Plan To Do Today, In The Order I Plan On Doing Them-- Watch ONLY ONE episode of Lost ( Read more... )

Let this act as a reminder to myself, at some point, to write about women, hunger, wanting, and madness.

So. On facebook, my lovely friend ^ tagged me in a note where you were supposed to list the 15 albums you've lived by. And I mentioned, well, a lot of albums I've lived by have been mixes, but I couldn't write those. So I'm going to take this moment to list the Albums I've Lived By - Mix Version here, complete with a list of the actual songs on ( Read more... )

And maybe ( Read more... )

She says it's only in my head ( Read more... )

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every day that goes by, i am more and more of a failure.

Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.