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Aug 14, 2006 10:09

"Today El Guapo is........ 33 years old".

And no, I do not have a plethora of gifts... or sweaters.

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bastardchimp August 14 2006, 15:17:08 UTC
"We have many beautiful pinatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!"

"How many pinatas?"

"Many pinatas! Many!"

"Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"

"A what?"

"A 'plethora'."

"Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora."

"Jefe, what is a plethora?"

"Why, El Guapo?"

"Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora."

"El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?"

Happy Birthday, Mr.Sloan.

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sseaman August 14 2006, 15:58:15 UTC
Thank you sir.

And thanks for the full quote. Great movie.

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streiner August 15 2006, 02:48:25 UTC
Sweaters can be arranged. Goddamned gringos falling from the sky - a little tougher, but not impossible.

"Tell me, Carmen. Do you know what foreplay is?"

"No."

"Good. Neither does El Guapo (tr: The Ladies' Man)."

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kamiandrews August 15 2006, 17:47:03 UTC
Bas?

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sseaman August 15 2006, 18:27:33 UTC
Bas? Yep.. Lost me.

Anyway, Monday was my B-Day.. 33 yrs old.

Someday you will have to go drinking in Shadyside with m'lady and I. Mardi Gras has the stiffist drinks in town by a LONG shot.

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kamiandrews August 15 2006, 22:02:18 UTC
happy birthday! (late) I thought you meant Bas Rutten turned 33 cause hes El Guapo but I was confused cause he didn't

i suck

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