talking to people in a time zone ahead of yours is the coolest thing
it's like, time travel
(hi it's tuesday over here but it's wednesday where you are?)

'there once was a man from nantucket his dick was so long he could suck it .he wiped off his chin and said with a grin, "if my ear was a cunt i could fuck it"'

yet another basic cultural phenomenon i have been brought up blinded to, like when i found out sherlock holmes wasnt real and that politicians don't write their own speeches..

okay so i'm officially working on the 20th of july... and helping distribute the books at midnight =)
WHICH MEANS I BETTER SEE ALL YOUR ASSES AT B&N AT RIVERSIDE SQUARE

you know you get perks if you come since I HAVE A FUCKING HANDLE ON THE BOOK DISTRIBUTION HA.
and i get to dress up all day
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spiderman 3 = toby mcguire as conor oberst

WHY IS LOST SO GOOD
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOOD LORD, SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
BECAUSE I STILL CANNOT FIGURE IT OUT

three seasons into a show and you still have no idea what the hell is going on..
how much better can it possibly get??

Emily this is the video I was telling you about last night:

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Seriously my favourite music video of all time..

i'm pretty sure i'm getting ink of the chinese characters for wu-wei tattooed on my lower right back to seal my lifelong devotion as a taoist.

anyone recommend an artist? i was thinking of going back to pure body arts in bklyn because they did an amasing job on my rook and microdermal

NIGLET NIGLET NIGLET

OKAY SO I'M REALLY GLAD THAT I CAN'T GO TO BATTLES TOMORROW NIGHT AT MY SCHOOL CAUSE THEIR NEW ALBUM BLOWS
REALLY REALLY BLOWS

WTF @ "MATH ROCK"????!?!

hey!
watch out for me on good morning america tomorrow,
'cause that's what happens when you're a volunteer for Sea of People.

nenene