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sorry if this doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but this place sounds like a fucking day care ( Read more... )

setting: Paddy O'Quigley's 2004 04 20 ~ 2300, several beers consumed ( Read more... )

So I do a couple loads of laundry last night. During the first load, my Downy Ball crawls up one of the sleaves in a sweatshirt. During the second load, it crawls in a pocket of a pair of jeans. I think my Downy Ball must be afraid of me or something now... wtf?

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Got drunk, got hit on by fat chicks, and exposed myself to the comic book guy. Fucker didn't believe me...

Anyway, they've got a pool table now; took out the foosball table. Won a couple games, then lost one. Sang some songs, didn't win contest.

I need a damn tape recorder so I can remember all the funny shit I say...

I don't understand... somebody clue me in. Wasn't Edie Archie Bunker's wife? I'm Archie, how can I be my own wife? That's worse than being single...


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12+ 6% beers at home ( Read more... )