Comments | sssharkbbbait: Huh?

sssharkbbbait

Huh?

Jan 09, 2006 11:39

So, I had a chance to read the most recent posts. Interesting ( Read more... )

Comments 9

majalis January 9 2006, 05:14:56 UTC

Your prediction for me sounds dead-on. For Andy and Jen getting married, you might want to put that off for around 2706 though. For Tim, I see something slightly different in his future. He'll marry Condaleeza Rice and become the first First Gentleman when she becomes the first black/female president. She'll crown herself world empress and it will be revealed that she is the Dark Lord of the Sith/Anti-christ and has been orchestrating both sides of the war on terror to gain control. Tim will be upset that she spends more time with someone she calls "my apprentice" than him and dramatically deliver some really corny lines like, "You are going down a path that I cannot follow," while being all teary-eyed and she'll choke him. Luckily, I'll show up and cut off all her limbs (except the robotic one) with a sword. Tim will give birth to twins (Empress Rice made a decree that the race be genetically altered so men carry the babies.) that will be drop-dead gorgeous blonds that John will mess around with in bed. (Blonds from a flame- ( ... )

kbegins January 9 2006, 07:43:13 UTC

Um, no...this is just all wrong. I say that since women all owe the males a rib, that they should all disappear and leave us guys the hell alone. And that also goes for never allowing guys to carry babies. They say that childbirth is the worst pain, well, I say it's justice for the sum of all the pains that females do to guys throughout their married lives.

kbegins January 14 2006, 05:09:08 UTC

I think somebody else wants Condi...hehehe

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/382490p-324713c.html

majalis January 14 2006, 08:58:33 UTC

Finally, someone else who sees her for what she really is! I was beginning to think I was the only person alive not deceived by this Sithly woman.

kbegins January 9 2006, 07:38:40 UTC

I've always thought Ann Coulter was anorexic, but nonetheless, I wouldn't want anything to do with her like that. 2005 alone was bad enough to permantely seal my ill will towards women forever. To hell with them!

sssharkbbbait January 9 2006, 19:12:18 UTC

Jason, you have the cheeriest outlook on life... hahaha

Tim. Yeah...

kbegins January 11 2006, 14:36:01 UTC

*unce*

sssharkbbbait January 12 2006, 22:09:07 UTC

Yeah, you'd probably end up Mr. and Mrs. Coulter...

kbegins January 14 2006, 05:09:21 UTC

Um...no.