damn I could have solved this problem a long time ago: Slide plastic thingy, apply to lips, drink, slide plastic space age thingy back.
And have you noticed that 7-11 has decided to fuck the environment and resort to clubbing baby seals with Lisa-Frank-style tears in their eyes with their new 1984 styrofoam throwback lids?
COMMENT OF THE DAYsssnarleneOctober 25 2004, 14:00:56 UTC
i so seriously only figured out the slide thingy today. i believe i am the missing link.
clubbing baby seals with Lisa-Frank-style tears in their eyes with their new 1984 styrofoam throwback lids? what an awesome line! that is hilarious, as long as "hilarious" means a 100-year-old sea turtle is dying right now after eating some of that weird stylized styrofoam and a coupla six-pack rings. ;)
i think i am going to mcdonalds and ordering up some big macs and then asking them where their recycling bin is and they're going to tell me "1993."
Re: COMMENT OF THE DAYred_pen_theoryOctober 26 2004, 03:23:56 UTC
hahaha, i remember when some environmentalists got after mcdonalds about their styrofoam burger containment vessels or whatever the fuck they were. i mean honest to god did they need that for a cheeseburger? and i remember their big mac gimmick where the "hot side stays hot, cold side cold"
jesus i can remember going to the mcdonalds in 1984 (i was 4) because they had their olympic cups and containers and shit with that little eagle mascot.
Re: COMMENT OF THE DAYsssnarleneOctober 26 2004, 08:37:27 UTC
"hot side stays hot, cold side cold" ahhhh! i remember that. it's just funny how it was all styrofoam, then recycle the styrofoam, then cardboard, and now the quiet slip back into styrofoam territory (i think.)
Oh man! I so hate new technology when it comes to my coffee lide. Just give me the good old tip back and snap lid. None of that "dome lid" shit...so I can drink on the go? Man,how I spill that everywhere. It's beyond me.
i think i am going to mcdonalds and ordering up some big macs and then asking them where their recycling bin is and they're going to tell me "1993." What an awesome line! But really now...anyone that works at McDonalds is not going to be clever enough to think of that let alone know what recycling even is.
i have memories of the day i accidentally put two lids on my Quick Chek coffee. two lids actually results in twice the spillage. i also happened to be wearing two pairs of sunglasses that day. they were the same sunglasses-- on perched atop my head, the other on my eyes. took me a while to figure out why the dudes at the gas station were looking at me funny.
i bet not even ronald mcdonald himself remembers mcd's styro-recycling era.
Like i have more love for wawa and sheetz but just for the (higher) quality foodstuffs and overwhelming amount of drinks available. I go to 7-11 when I want to smell a funny coffee/cleaning solution aroma in the air and want to look at crazy freaks.
You must have some kind of killer hand-eye coordination developed from years of hardcore Pac-Man. I still haven't figured out how to open a sealed envelope without tearing it into something that looks like a bunch of confetti with a conjoined birth defect.
jami, i have to ask you something VERY important..
did you hear that new snoop dogg f/ pharell song called "drop it like it's hot" ???????? it makes me laugh. also, did you know pharell has a new sneaker line called "ice cream"? omg
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And have you noticed that 7-11 has decided to fuck the environment and resort to clubbing baby seals with Lisa-Frank-style tears in their eyes with their new 1984 styrofoam throwback lids?
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i believe i am the missing link.
clubbing baby seals with Lisa-Frank-style tears in their eyes with their new 1984 styrofoam throwback lids?
what an awesome line! that is hilarious, as long as "hilarious" means a 100-year-old sea turtle is dying right now after eating some of that weird stylized styrofoam and a coupla six-pack rings. ;)
i think i am going to mcdonalds and ordering up some big macs and then asking them where their recycling bin is and they're going to tell me "1993."
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jesus i can remember going to the mcdonalds in 1984 (i was 4) because they had their olympic cups and containers and shit with that little eagle mascot.
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ahhhh! i remember that. it's just funny how it was all styrofoam, then recycle the styrofoam, then cardboard, and now the quiet slip back into styrofoam territory (i think.)
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i think i am going to mcdonalds and ordering up some big macs and then asking them where their recycling bin is and they're going to tell me "1993."
What an awesome line! But really now...anyone that works at McDonalds is not going to be clever enough to think of that let alone know what recycling even is.
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i bet not even ronald mcdonald himself remembers mcd's styro-recycling era.
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this 7-11 is also good for donuts with flies on them.
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did you hear that new snoop dogg f/ pharell song called "drop it like it's hot" ???????? it makes me laugh. also, did you know pharell has a new sneaker line called "ice cream"? omg
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now i have to ask you...have you heard the song "shorty wanna ride"? it's by some dude in G-unit. it's totally my new favorite.
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