can I help you ma'am?...sir?.........tranny??....

[st0lenw0rds]

Today at work I had my first transvestite costomer. He was freaky as hell--not beause he was dressed like a lady, but because he didn't really talk at all and just stared at me and because he kept making this choking/gagging noise. He was seventy somthing, because I had to see his license which said 1930 something. So this 70 something tranny was

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[anonymous]

Possibly your best Dillard's story yet Lauren. lol.
~Lisa

[jenkinator]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok that made me think of the teacher guy from southpark. You crack me up.

[dog_goat]

good stuff.