A - Act your age? Given that most people my age seem to act like narrow minded jerks with no ability to contemplate or appreciate an opinion that isn't their own, I hope not..
B - Born on what day of week? For some reason I have always had it in my head that it was a Saturday, however consultation with a calendar reveals the sordid truth. It was Týr's Day.
C - Chore you hate? Taking out the compost.
D - Dad's name? Christopher.
E - Essential makeup item? Whoever wrote this meme really needs to review the definition of essential.
F - Favorite female actor? Dame Judy Dench. She is awesome.
G - Gold or silver? Silver.
H - Hometown? I'm not really sure the term hometown applies to me. I wasn't born/raised/living in the same place.
I - Instruments you play? Flute and clarinet. Piano if you extend your definition of play and penny whisle and recorder if you extend your definition of instrument.
J - Job title? unemployed?
K - Kids? *insert laughter track*.
L - Living arrangements? At home with my Dad and brother.
M - Mum's name? Ann (without the redundant e) Elizabeth.
N - Number of people you've slept with? I think everyone already knows the answer to that.
O - Overnight hospital stays? unless you include the bit where I lived there as a newborn, none.
P - Phobia? I dunno, I'm not sure I have any real phobias, but I'm scared of heights and small spaces.
Q - Quote you like?
"If you are too ashamed to stand by your colours then you had best seek another flag." -Unknown , but the first time I saw it, it had Scottish proved next to it. So I'll go with that.
R - Religious affiliation? Depends what you define as religion, but I don't think theres an affiliation connected with what I consider mine.
S - Siblings? Just the one.
T - Time you wake up? 5:30, but if its a weekend I'll go back to sleep.
U - Unique habit? I don't think I have any.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? I don't think there are any.
W - Worst habit? for me or for others?
X - X-rays you've had? Just my teeth.
Z - Zodiac Sign? Tampon.