...not just jumping because they're testing everyone's smoke detectors today.

This morning I fired up MyYahoo, and to my utter shock and joyous amazement I read the following Reuters headline:

Democrats sweep elections, Rumsfeld quits

Obviously (like the majority of sane-minded people in this country who have been watching with increasing horror as ( Read more... )

I love volunteering my time as a Stage Manager only to be told by a second-rate, mediocre improv actor that I don't know my job responsibilities. Yeah, that makes me really want to continue working for essentially free as a favor to a friend. Fucker ( Read more... )

I just spent three hours trying to get a background image, font, and advanced comment markers to all display correctly on my page ( Read more... )

I read somewhere that people who do the swing shift for 20 or 30 years never get used to the hours ( Read more... )

So I was taking this quiz entitled "Are You Better Off Single?" I assumed from the title that the quiz would gage my willingness to live significant other-free. Instead, the lower my score...the harder I needed to work on myself before I would EVER catch myself a husband. Wow. What year is this ( Read more... )

So I'm watching Mario Batali on the Food Network. I couldn't figure out why I liked his voice for a long time, until I realized...he's from Seattle! He has my same dialect!! Yay! :D ( Read more... )

A man from my hometown just walked into the Jewish Federation of Seattle (which is two blocks away from my apartment) and opened fire, killing a woman and wounding three others ( Read more... )

...I don't really know my platforms very well. I'm really just doing this as a public service to my friends who ARE into videogames.

I have it on good faith from a GOOD source that the Wii is stupifiyingly-awesome. My source suggests everyone play one, like, yesterday.

Just, FYI.

But any of MY friends will appreciate the Get Set Go song "I Hate Everyone." One of my directors has it on her profile page...and it's really fun to drive to, let me tell you. Go to the guy's MySapce page and listen, you'll be singing it at very inopportune moments, trust me ( Read more... )

My ex used to tell me I was too judgemental. More specifically, he used to get angry that I thought his friends were all ambitionless losers (THEY ARE, OMG.) Since breaking up with him, I've decided to stop pulling my punches with stupid people. Since essentially I only have a MySpace profile because he has one, I was going to delete it...but since ( Read more... )