SHIP WARS: TEAM CRACKSHIP: PROMPT 3 ENTRY

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Title: Mother of Invention
Ship: Scotty/Keenser
Author: imasupermuteant
Rating: NC--Spock 17
Warnings: Perversion of Terry Prachett dialogue, Crack (of course)
Disclaimer: We don't own them... Yet.

Comments

[taraljc]

Scotty also discovers that with enough lubrication, Keenser is not pointy so much as ridged for his pleasure

Welcome to the point at which I got tea UP MY NOSE.

(from laughing, that is. I am SO VERY GLAD I work from home, so no-one was there to hear me swearing cos, you know, tea in the sinuses... ow.)

[jessofthebugs]

SWEET BABY JESUS, CRACKSHIP - WHYYYYY?!?!!?!?!? T_____T I WILL NEVER SCRUB THAT IMAGE FROM MY BRAIN.

THIS IS MY FACE:

[imasupermuteant]

YES!! Mission Accomplished!

[jessofthebugs]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

(I took a particularly vile medicine months ago when I was sick and this was the involuntary face I made. Thought I'd share.)

[re_white]

AHAHAHA OH GOD YOUR FACE IS MY FACE FOR SERIOUS BB.

If you don't get a gold star for that, I will be terribly disappointed.

Oh my. What happens on Delta Vega should definitely stay on Delta Vega.

[yalegirl03]

Oh good gracious!

Re: Oh my. What happens on Delta Vega should definitely stay on Delta Vega.

[imasupermuteant]

We thought the enterprise might be a little tired after the last two prompts.

[djkiwi2576]

Speechless I will return later with coherent babblings...

[hollycomb]

lollllll:

Scotty also discovers that with enough lubrication, Keenser is not pointy so much as ridged for his pleasure

disturbing and hilarious. :D