TEAM JONES: MASTERPOST and GETTING TO KNOW YOU!
By emiligia
Let’s build this team, Jones lovers!
Ok, if you’ve read this rabble-rousing piece of poetry already, scroll down a bit for the let’s-get-to-know-each other part! (scroll to just past the second banner)
All-rightee, shipmates! Captain Jones here!
I am going to begin by stating the one, universal TRUTH. Kirk and McCoy are the ONE TRUE PAIRING. Where have you been?
Yes, I know, I know that k/s invented slash but Jim and Bones GOT IT RIGHT.
Hell, JJ, Himself re-organised timelines to accommodate their LURVE. And that wasn’t cheap, I can tell you.
Spock has written songs about them.
Donatello came back from the grave to carve HAWT sculptures of them.
This ship is exciting!
It’s been waiting to blossom in the desert, waiting for thirty years until it rained, waiting for the right, clumsy metaphor to wake it up.
Yes, people, yes, YOU have the garden hose in your fan-girl hands, so keep pouring that porny water on their LURVE.
Why?
McCoy grouches so good. He pouts, he shrugs, he does that eye-brow thing, he sits in the Captain’s chair just to wind Kirk up. His long fingers linger on Kirk’s broken bits. Kirk gets into trouble just so he can enjoy being stretched out on that bio-bed and get fixed every opportunity he can.
Kirk sashays, he pouts, he fights, he kicks Romulan arse all the while glancing over his shoulder to see if it makes his CMO hot for him.
Admit it, you can’t read words like: moan, thrust and bite without thinking of them doing the wild thing!
by emiligia
They are ying and yang, they are sunshine and rain. They are whiskey and water.
They are so hot for each other, they have to wear flame-retardant underwear, godammit!
They schmoop, they snark, they have Jo-Jo. They are the only pairing with an actual kid!
Come on, people, screw Pon Farr, forget the lame, over-the-helm eyesex with two boys who think their weeners are for stirring their tea. Forget het.
This ship has nothing against vaginas. Vaginas are fabulous and pretty and part of women and fangirls are women and we are SISTERS. But part of our complex sexual natures is that we adore SLASH.
Kirk and McCoy have nothing against vaginas. Indeed, they have dabbled on occasion and have fond memories of their soujourns to the Temple of Venus. But they can’t fight their LURVE.
When they miss vaginas, they shave real close, don eye-liner and skirts, call each other “baby-cakes” and “cootchie-pie” and add extra lube, thus having the best of both worlds.
They have dented and marked every flat horizontal and vertical surface on The Enterprise. They get it on in mirror!verse with tooth and claw, they’ve inhabited every AU you can imagine from CIA, to postal worker, to fashion, to cowboy. Wherever you put them, it’s still the self-evident TRUTH - they ARE lurve.
Let’s keep that Jones flame burninghot.
Jones is the flagSHIP.
Don’t make me beg, dammit
Sign up NOW and pledge your undying loyalty. Come ON!
Ok, what kind of bloody cookies do I have to bake to get you on board?
emiligia
So what do I want of you?
This is time for team-building. By posting on here, you’re committing to the Jones team. You aren’t committing to writing or art or anything like that. We just want SUPPORT! I’ll ask contributions at a later date and you can decide then what, if anything, you’d like to post. For now, it’s get you know you time!
The crew so far are:
Captain Jones, sangueuk
First Officer, blcwriter
And YOU, once you’ve:
1. Committed to being part of the Jones team - this automatically makes you a lieutenant - how cool is that?
2. Tell me why Jones? This can be pics, gifs, or words - if it’s tons, cut to somewhere else, please!
3. Share your favorite Jones moments from the film/TV series or a fic!
4. Share up to three of your favorite fics/also art - ok, more if you must but show some restraint people!
5. If you are willing to contribute at some point, you can let me know here, but rest assured, it will not be a weekly commitment. Details will be revealed in the near future.
6. Post suggestions for a theme song and I’ll create a poll so we can choose one for our boys! Or maybe I’ll just pull rank, who knows?
I have no idea how to create forms but you could try something like:
Hi, my name's Lieutenant lj-username- and I hereby pledge allegiance to the Jones team.
I believe they are the OTP because…
My favorite moment is:
I can contribute fic/art/cheer-leading/beta skills
My favourite fics/art are:
This would make a great theme song: (add link)
I think Jim and Bones should wear/have matching…
Let’s build this team, Jones-ship-mates - let’s build it harder, faster, moanier than those other ships!
Comments are LURVE!!!!!
I’ll start:
Hi, my name is, sangueuk and I pledge allegiance to Jones by taking on the gold shirt and becoming Captain Jones.
I believe they are the OTP because, well it’s all covered HERE in the user info on my fanfic journal. Words by the delectable eonism
My favorite moment is: how McCoy checks out Jim’s bulge while treating him, when he sneaks him onto The Enterprise
I can rabble rouse! It’s my job.
My favourite fics/art are: Anything by cards_slash , especially Inertia, Into the Desert and The Chair!
anything by blcwriter especially No Confidence
And, so hard to choose ‘cause there are so many amazing writers out there, but, most re-read has to be Brightness Burns by granceandfire
This would make a great theme song: This Guy’s in Love With You by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
I think Jim and Bones should have matching tattoos on their right hips, just where they join the thigh, in that dip, you know, where you’re almost ‘home’. Unf.
by eldritchhorrors
Feel free to pimp and pimp on your journals, communities but rememember to credit banners and gifs!
Thanks! *punches your arm*