Well it's been a long time, long time now ( Read more... )

you are crack.

and i can't stop smoking you.

i have to stop buying underwear when i'm too lazy to do laundry. its a fucked-up habit.

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this is so familiar...

hmmm...

http://elaborateburn.livejournal.com/137708.html

..from the sisterhood of the traveling pants entries!

today, still on vacation, i got the most painful tattoo ever and i didn't die or even pass out. instead, i endured the buzz, pressure and stabbing on both sides of my ribcage and now have the names of my grandparents inked on me as proof that i came from something, from somewhere, from some people who were amazing and lived amazing lives and made ( Read more... )

yesterday, xander and i put george, his roommate's pitbull, into doggie prison so we could spend the night in san francisco ( Read more... )

nothing says "good morning, monday" like a 6am wake-up call from a stinky pitbull masturbating loudly outside your guest room door ( Read more... )

in a very lifetime movie attempt to nurse my stupid-ass, wounded heart, i decided to take a road trip, on my own, out to santa cruz to spend time with xander and stare at the ocean and wonder if i should walk into it and keep walking until my lungs fill with water ( Read more... )

the proof is in this posting, click, scroll down, read..

http://dontdatehimgirl.com/posts/146932/

told you i was no good.