WOOHOO, WE BEAT THE AVERAGE

20-hour Planetside marathon, 5 hours of sleep, RELOAD, RELOAD (out of ammo)

FUCK YUO JAMSTER

cheep cheep cheep cheep

I used to be a two-bit enforcer for the local mob boss. You know, shake people down for debt money, push smack, and keeping the "ladies" in line and making money. Well, I've got a bunch of stories, but my personal favorite is about this one sorry idiot, went by the name of The Biz. That sorry motherfucking little bastard nitwitt. It all started ( Read more... )

Gott verfluchtes fucking Soldner. Warum won't Sie arbeiten, habe ich die ursprüngliche CD im Antrieb, WARUM SIE NICHT TUN Sie ZU ERKENNEN. Ich beugte zu Ihrem überlegenen SecuROM 4.x/5.x Schutz und verachte Ihr smugness. Ich besiege Sie, Soldner.

GB tube is in

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why is it that the byproduct is never saved and the main ingredient is guarderd with a zealous fury

and why do kittens sometimes rain down upon bomb shelters, turtles swim along playfully?

so i overheard 2 guys talking the other day. one of em' says, "Ever seen a man box a kangaroo?" the other replied, "No, but I know that kangaroo would lose." other guy asks him how he knows. he says "Well, I know that kangaroo wouldn't be expectin a kick in the pouch."

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