i just had the greatest idea. you know those little prizes that come in cereal? well, what if the "adult" cereals, like those fiber-packed colon-clogging ones, started including prizes. not cheap crappy tatoos or shit like that, but real stuff, like dildos and enema bags. the enema's would go great with a big heaping bowl of bran flakes ( Read more... )

back up in your ass with the resurection
im hotter then an erection
but i show more affection

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i had this great update all made up in my head. it was about existence and how far humans have come from the basic and primal insticts of animals. but i got sidetracked looking at porn.

balha balhah

everyone who doesn't annoy the crap out of me (or maybe its the other way around) has gone to college, while i'm stuck here for another month. no idea what i'm gonna do, starting to look forward to work

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Malevolent 52 (12:56:54 AM): wwwwwwwwwwwweoweweoooooooeoeeeeowehhhhhhhweho ( Read more... )

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Homyguy Ze: fuck, I got the virus
Homyguy Ze: shutting down in 15 seconds
Homyguy Ze: 10
Homyguy Ze: I'm at college by the way
Malevolent 52: 1
Homyguy Ze is not currently signed on.
Malevolent 52: i mean 0

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