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[stabmeinmychest]

"one bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other,
the deaf policeman heard this noise,
then came to kill the two dead boys,
and if you dont believe that this lie is true,
just ask the blind man he saw it too."

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[petitedollx]

That version is slightly different than the one I learned when I was in 5th grade