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[stabtotheface]

Having recently been to Amsterdam, I had no idea they actually had an army. But apparently they do, and this is the fruit of their labor.

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[harlan_peppa]

Uncle John was telling us stories involving the Dutch army!

[chaos_follower]

Last night I had a dream that we were in Amsterdam together and bought absinth, except you bought the regular green kind and I bought the special strawberry flavored one (I know, wtf?), but we couldn't take it home with us, we could only buy it and then come back to the store within a period of two years and drink it. However, we found a way to smuggle it back home, but we were chased by the cops in Amsterdam who really suck at chasing people because we ran from the streets of Amsterdam into my dorm room in a period of two minutes. Then we drank it and I woke up. Damn.

Still, awesome night vision.

[stabtotheface]

Yeah, and I would have had absinth too, if my brother weren't such a massive fucking pussy.