New Hypothesis

[stabtotheface]

Tom's First Law of Christmas: If you work retail, Christmas doesn't exist for you, but some alternate, twisted hell-iday.

Although I'm sure someone already beat me to this law.

Comments

[madrascaldavid]

I work two jobs in the restaurant industry, and I very much feel your pain.

[stabtotheface]

No way, man -- food service is always hell.

[onthesamepage]

So does working retail. No, just kidding. Retail is better than the god damn food buisness. later.

[quadrophrenic]

black friday burns the shit out of christmas.