This is awesome!

[stacegirl]

When girls don't put out

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[redstickman]

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."

She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Super sex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

[spacedoll]

I've seen this floating around a bunch on the interwebs, and I just roll my eyes as I find the inverse is usually true: guys have much more romantic ideals. Most other girls I talk to report the same thing; of course, we may all be a bunch of dirty pervs. In that case, guys had better be taking me shopping if they won't put out!

[stacegirl]

I think I am a dirty perv. Oy.