My grandfather keeps sending me jokes and even though this is kind of lame, it still makes me giggle ( Read more... )

Just wondering who will be there today? As long as it's not canceled due to the ground being all soggy.

I have my tragus pierced and out of nowhere it swelled up and it not feeling too great, so I took the jewelry out. Has anyone ever had this issue? I've had this piercing for over 10 years.

I'll probably call the local piercing shop, but if you know how to treat this please let me know. =) It hurts like hell. I can feel it when I talk. oy.

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the
living room and I said to her, "I never want to live
in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just
pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch....

I've been thinking about wanting to do *normal* camping lately...

Go hiking
Enjoy beautiful scenery
BBQ yummy food
View stars at night
Go swimming in a lake
Make a campfire
Roast marshmellows (haha. I haven't done that in years!) mmm..smores!
Get away...

http://www.amazon.com/MEGA-Ice-Cream-Maker-Colors/dp/B000ORFGJE

I stumbled across this and thought it was a joke. Anyone interested? hahaha!

http://myfreeimplants.com

My grandfather has discovered the internet and has been sending me lots of joke mail and silly things like this. I typically brief through them and delete most email, but this one had some great ideas!

( hahaha! )

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/etc/407083254.html

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