This is on the sad side, so you might not want to read this ( Read more... )

Yes, I am.
So my Grandma returned from Alaska with presents for all.  Completely unaware of my recent jewelry purchases, she bought me an elk medallion, and it is horrendous.  It's this teal-y swirled background (as you would see on a dolphin ankle bracelet for instance) and its got a silver elk and a floating opal-y piece that clinks around.  It is ( Read more... )

The fourth of July totally didn't feel like the fourth of July at all.  It just seemed like a really weird day filled with cannons, strangers, a terribly burnt hot dog and me almost coming to blows with someone, well actually a couple, in a movie theater.  I was initially going to swear off going to the Ambler fireworks this year but then I was ( Read more... )

Normally I think using the phrase "sell out" is cheesy, however this time it is totally applicable...
I've been know to make fun of horse girls, a lot in fact, and have always been proud of bein' anti-horse. But I totally bought a horse necklace... well its actually a mother-fucking horse medallion.  It's roughly the diameter of a soda can and its ( Read more... )

I think a homeless man peed somewhere in the first floor of our building today... everything, especially my desk reeked of urine. But yeah, I forgot to mention that seeing the devil movie would need to take place sometime after 9 cuz that's when I get outta work. Still in?

Anybody wanna go see the Omen on 6/6/06 with me? Yes it is very cheesey but what else are you gonna do on a Tuesday night?

I didn't go to work today because I have a minor cold and I'm lazy. I officially graduated on Thursday and it was nice. I won the "plastic club award" and I finally found out what that was. It's a two year membership to a club that really doesn't do anything and has nothing to do with plastic. This happened:


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cathy and i almost died last night in a small cage at the hands of a european man...

tonight. 10 pm. country music. its on.
http://www.clubmontanawest.com/

this better be ridiculous.

I am so fucking bored right now ( Read more... )

I bought a copy of BUST today (and by the way Yana, your stuff looked awesome and I showed my mom!!) Anyway, I'm pretty sure that the dude at the register thought it was lesbian porn. You just know when someone is givin' you a look that says "you're gonna go look at naked girls after this. Awesome."

Then I ate a discount salad.