Comments | staceydawn: And the Turtle fucking LIVES!

staceydawn

And the Turtle fucking LIVES!

Aug 15, 2003 00:30

ok...so the turtle was dead this morning right? It was fucking floating on its back, NO MOVEMENT...do you understand that? NO MOVEMENT!!!!!

.....went out to burry it....um yeah, the little demon was crawlin around...it came back to life. I'm seriously creeped out. My turtle is a demon from hell.

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joshiboi August 15 2003, 08:59:25 UTC

LMAO!

staceydawn August 15 2003, 20:17:10 UTC

that is *SO* not funny! I'm seriously scared of the little bastard! I hid from it last night! I put it out in the living room and locked myself in my room, i'm convinced that it wants to kill me!

ahh! bootycall4925 August 15 2003, 23:52:33 UTC

Hey, you don't know me but I added you as a friend awhile ago cauz Bolee said you are bombass! That fucking turtle story is crazy!! LOL!! Maybe you can use it as an advantage though, like "My turtle can do tricks! It plays dead!" That could work. Who knows.

*Muah*
Britt

Re: ahh! staceydawn August 16 2003, 19:16:05 UTC

LOL, when I first read your comment I thought you said that Bolee told you I was a DUMBass, and I was like, "....heyyyyy! That wasn't very nice of him!" and then when I realized it said BOMBass, I was like, "...wow...maybe I *AM* a dumbass..." lol.
Anyways, while I fail at trying to prove I'm not a dumbass, I don't care that ya added me, I'll add u too! YAY! I HAVE A FRIEND! WOOHOO!
Also, not only can my turtle do tricks....it's a demon from hell as well! :) (I still think the little bastards here to steal my soul)

Re: ahh! joshiboi August 17 2003, 20:25:41 UTC

I knew letting you get that turtle was a good idea. He's so cute. Muahahahahahahahaa...

Is your Turtle sexually frustrated? lol malibu07 August 18 2003, 22:51:13 UTC

I read somewhere that when box turtles are on their backs alot and seem to "play dead" that it is a sign of late sexual maturity and repression.
However, if he/she displays any glowing red eyes or telekinetic powers as well then maybe it is trying to kill you with it's demonish powers.

Re: Is your Turtle sexually frustrated? lol staceydawn August 20 2003, 03:00:42 UTC

LMAO! omg, my turtle just needs laid??!?! It figures. Now i've heard it all. *sigh*

BTW...you kick ass, who are you?! lol