Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stacie!

1. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Stacie to reach the earth's core!
2. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Stacie.
3. Stacie can't sweat.
4. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Stacie.
5. Half a cup of Stacie contains only seventeen calories.

Today has kinda sucked so far. Granted, it hasn't been that long bu I've already had an exam and seen a severed bunny head on the side of the road today. And all before noon. So you can see, I am not doing well in terms of high points ( Read more... )

Stacie's most memorable sexcapade:


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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? 

haha. Doobie. Wish I had one of those right about now. Just kidding! I think ( Read more... )

I had to go back to Olin today. My "allergic reaction" is not an allergic reaction at all. It is in fact a mystery that is baffling doctors in all of East Lasning and the greater Flint area. In other words, no one knows why the fuck my skin feels like it is on fire or why the rash sometimes turns purple. So they took a gallon of my blood and ( Read more... )

I just read my AIM conversations from Sunday night/Monday morning. Holy shit. Alcohol is such a wonder drug. That mixed with 6 Motrins, 5 steroids, and 4 Benadryl... it's amazing I was even conscious to make an ass of myslef ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've actually done a real update in Livejournal. That's mostly because there has been a lot going on in my life and I don't like to deal with things publicly ( Read more... )

So happy fucking Birthday to me. Happy mother fucking birthday to me. I look like a god damned leopard. My friends are amazing. If it werent for them, I may have just slept through this entire event. Which, now that toight has prven to be a complete BUSt, I might. I am going to sleep. I will be alseep for a week. Until the week is up, ( Read more... )

Yeah... so this weekend is going to blow donkey balls. Wanna know why? Because this morning I woke up and I liike like a fucking tomato. I have haves ALL over my body. My face is one solid red blob. I'd like to just die now, thanks.