once upon a time, there was a website called freeopendiary.com. people kept diaries & looked at eachother's innermost secrets. one girl found this other girl's & they became instant best friends & talked about mylittlepony. then they took over the world because they rocked that hard. & they lived happily ever after. the end.
This one night, my senior year, a bunch of my friends and I were hanging out at our fav coffee shop (which we all hate now) when we got the crazy idea to go to the park. well ok - the guys' idea, not mine and my roommate's.
Anyway, so we go over the the East side of town where the park is and we find out that we have to jump the friggin chainlink fence cuz the park isn't open. I get all the way up to the top and swing one leg over but my foot slips and my crotch goes crashing down onto the metal points on top.
oh god I've never felt such pain in my Life!
I fall off the fence on the other side and spend about 10 minutes trying to get up. hours later - I'm still feeling pain and I notice that my leg is sticky. That night when we get back to the dorms there was blood all down the side of my leg and an inch long slice on one of my labias.
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once upon a time, there was a website called freeopendiary.com. people kept diaries & looked at eachother's innermost secrets. one girl found this other girl's & they became instant best friends & talked about mylittlepony. then they took over the world because they rocked that hard. & they lived happily ever after. the end.
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Anyway, so we go over the the East side of town where the park is and we find out that we have to jump the friggin chainlink fence cuz the park isn't open. I get all the way up to the top and swing one leg over but my foot slips and my crotch goes crashing down onto the metal points on top.
oh god I've never felt such pain in my Life!
I fall off the fence on the other side and spend about 10 minutes trying to get up. hours later - I'm still feeling pain and I notice that my leg is sticky. That night when we get back to the dorms there was blood all down the side of my leg and an inch long slice on one of my labias.
Suck!
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