I have a fractured 4th and 5th metacarple. My hand is shattered. I think however if we decide to box again at this party, if I tape it up real good, I can still probably fight. You know I am pissed at myself for being an idiot and punching things that don't feel pain, but I forgot about the Cardinals losing right away after I did it ( Read more... )

One would normally be worried if their team was down 3-0 but I am not. I really think the Cardinals are going to kickstart something. And let me tell you if and when the Cardinals win in 7 games I am laughing in everyone's face.

NOT TODAY ( Read more... )

Dearest Renteria, Walker, Pujols, Rolen, Edmonds, Sanders, Womack, Matheny, and all the pitchers,
You have made my dream come true. Thank You.

Blowjobs for all of you.

Man I can't go all day like this. My heart is beating so fast. I have never been so excited for a sports contest in my life. I am the most passionate Cardinals fan in the world. I have had an erection ever since Jimmy Baseball hit that walk-off in the twelfth last night. A little piece of information for anyone who may want to get a hold of me ( Read more... )

OK so I feel so good because I just told this Grizzly Addams redneck motherfucker to get lost here at work. He comes in. He asks me if I have a piece of pipe to slide over this piece of 1" round steel to make it fit inside of his u-joint for his tarp. I was like I will see what I can do. So I go out to the shop knowing damn well I am not going ( Read more... )

Awesome.

You know this computer system at work really pisses me off so I am going to burn time by filling out this same survey that Emily did ( Read more... )

Alyson I found your phone.

So much to update about but yet I have neither the time nor the desire to do so. We'll will keep it as quick as possible ( Read more... )