Today was a hop-skip day, not skip-hop and sans the "jump"...only because it's Wed ( Read more... )

Sorry to anyone that's called me in the past few days, i am so sick i don't know what to do. Achy body, fever, phlegm... this was god writing me a big fat pay check for going out all night every night...

to anyone else who feels like i do, get better!

I'm not drunk but not thinking. Red Tags suck, but the beans were good. Business frats are fab and so are hummer limos (GOO MALLORY!). Iness and I are going to North next friday and drinkinnnnng. Tomorrow, i watch the standford game drunk 5th row with a certain jew, watch for me on CBS with my Cant Beat Saleem poster.. get it? you suuuree do ( Read more... )

So Pretty Much I Like Drinking Beer Lately.

Who Got A Job At MAC?? Oh Right, That's Me. I'm thooo excited, but I musn't forget to disinfect ( Read more... )

So I wasn't going to post this for a while but... this is my new puppy. I "adopted" her from my new friend Candice, the 38 year old Wells Fargo pilot. She was kept in a kennel for ten hours a day. Poor Baby...Her name is Sophia Loren.


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I need a model! Monday at noon, at the M.A.C. makeup counter at the Park Mall. Free Make-up application.

If you or anyone you know is available. Please let me know a.s.a.p. It will be funnnn.

I am the coctail concoction queen... Ms. Shriley with a twist(ted skrrrrt! OHH ( Read more... )

Frilly Skirts make the grrlies go-a-go. I'll paint mine piNK. Mimosa is such a pretty potion, glittering baby bubbles; I'd float near the top. Skim it ( Read more... )

I fainted tonight. It was some scary shit.

I have to agree with Gwen, Harajuku is my fashion utopia....


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