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[stakethruheart]

[In Goldenrod today, sitting on a bench outside of the Pokemon Center, is a stake dressed as a nurse. A nurse with a very short skirt. And sheer stockings. Ee-yup. She is on her break! And... is rubbing her face against a silky soft scarf while going 'kyaaa kyaaaa kyaaaa

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[dnoteworthy]

Furniture? [clearly she's referring to a person, but... furniture?]

[stakethruheart]

Furniture.

[dnoteworthy]

You're referring to a person though, are you not?

[stakethruheart]

Hm. I forget that humans don't have the same concept of furniture as demons and witches.

[dnoteworthy]

Are you a witch, then?

[stakethruheart]

No. I am furniture. My master, however, is a witch.

[dnoteworthy]

By any chance, would that master of yours be named Beatrice? [having spoken to her and all, and there aren't many witches that he's aware of.]

[stakethruheart]

Ahahaha! That's ri~ght!

[dnoteworthy]

Ah... [what a coincidence...] Then... Would you be so kind as to explain the furniture concept of yours?

[stakethruheart]

Hmm... the best way to describe it in human terms is 'servant.

[dnoteworthy]

[Just as he thought, then.] Except... A possibly even lower term for a servant... So much that they aren't even regarded as individuals, just objects...

[stakethruheart]

[her voice becomes surprisingly sharp]

That's because furniture isn't human. It's one step lower.

[dnoteworthy]

While 'furniture' may not be human, that doesn't mean that they are merely objects, no?

And yet... There seems to be pride to be had in being furniture. [He'll have to tread carefully here - he knows that, at the very least.]

[stakethruheart]

No. They aren't objects. They live and they breathe, but they aren't human.

... yes, you're right. To be considered furniture, especially to a powerful master, is nothing but an honor.

[dnoteworthy]

[A nod, in acknowledgement of what she's saying.]

And what of the master's treatment of her furniture?

[stakethruheart]

Appropriate. A master praises her furniture when deserved, and punishes them when needed.