I want to punch the wind in the face. It's its fault I've been so busy today. It's also its fault that when I go home my power will more than likely be out.

That is not cool.

Christmas is stupid this year. The reason? I have had no money. I've literally not bought a single gift for anyone. I'm gonna scrounge to try and get nana and papaw a little something. mom can wait since i dont get mine from her til after the first of the year. my friends will get theirs around that time too ( Read more... )

My friend Mike is weird ( Read more... )

The Failbot. I will be your captain

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tomorrow is my birthday.

i'll be 23.

And I couldn't give a shit less.

Dear Stephenie Meyer ( Read more... )

fuck you twilight

Dear Batman ( Read more... )

Dear Zac Efron,

I would appreciate it if you would stop being prettier than me.

Sincerely,
Tiffany

Dear Tiffany,

Don't be a hater.

<3 Zac ( Read more... )