But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
1. Name: Her Royal Highness PikaCharma the Pokemutt, Princess Asshat of the Hogchat Empire and Queen of the Graphical Crackdealing Underworld.
2. Age: Old enough to know better, too young to care. This roughly translates to aproximately 24.528767 planetary revolutions around the sun.
3. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose? New York City, baby! Because no matter how much of a freak I am, there's always an even bigger freak right around the corner.
4. What would your Room of Requirement look like? Combine a liquor store with a video arcade, then add a dance floor in one corner, a luxurious waterbed with various pieces of bondage equipment in the other, and laser tag in the basement.
5. Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character? Neville Longbottom. He annoys the hell out of me. There, I said it. You can all start casting Crucio now.
6. Is the glass half empty or half full? Well, that really depends on the circumstances, does it not? If the glass were in the process of being filled, and the person, thing, or entity filling it stopped halfway, the glass would be half full, indicating that the job of filling the glass was only halfway completed. If, however, the glass were in the process of being emptied, and this job was likewise cut short, the glass would be half empty, for the aforementioned reason. But what if the container in question is not a glass at all, but rather a curiously shaped bottle, or a heat-warped dog dish? It would then be rather difficult to accurately assess the water level to any degree of scientific certainty without first taking the time to measure it, and following the completion of such a task, any sane person, optimistic or pessimistic, would likely be rather disgruntled, because he or she has just taken time out of his or her busy schedule to measure dirty water out of a suspicious container of unknown origin so the writer of an internet survey may be better equipped to establish whether the subject of said experiment is inherently optimistic or pessimistic in nature. I also find the phraseology of this question to be highly inappropriate, as the term "glass" is socially, culturally, and racially biased against plastic, styrofoam, ceramic, and various other underrepresented yet equally valid materials often used to construct drinking vessels in today's society. If, however, the non-material-specific, synthetic polymer inclusive drinking vessel in question contains any form of rum, it will assuredly be half empty within moments of passing under my nose.
7. Give us a quotation (Can be from a famous person, a song, or even a poem-whatever you want) you feel represents your life or personality.
"Objection! Your Honor, this is boring!" -- Richard Fish, from Ally McBeal. I think this pretty well sums up my attitude on life. XD
8. In your life, who comes first: family or friends? If I walk into the room and find my friends and family members in positions that would render this question applicable in the first place, the LEAST of my concerns is who comes first!
Yeah, okay, seriously. This isn't an either\or question for me. People get chosen on an individual basis, as far as who gets priority for what in my life, and blood ties or lack thereof really has nothing to do with it. Some friends are more important to me than some family members, and vice versa. It just depends on the people and circumstances -- who gets first priority, and if *anyone* gets first priority over myself. Sometimes I just have to watch my own back and do my own thing, and if the rest of the world doesn't like it, it's their problem, not mine. My responsibility to my friends and family ends at the line between actions which directly impact them, and actions which simply draw disapproval. Those near and dear to me, I'll cover their asses come hell or high water -- but I won't live my life to please others, no matter who they are.
9. What is your favorite childhood memory? "Hey guys, watch this! Gravity slingshot around that dinky little blue planet up there. Autopilot off, computers off. Who thinks I can make it without crashing?"
It all gets sorta hazy after that, but I think it probably explains a lot.
10. What would you say is your biggest flaw? My inability to take livejournal surveys seriously. That, and I have eyes the color of dogpoop. HATE that!
11. If you had been at Hogwarts during Harry’s fifth year, do you think that you would have joined the D.A.? Only if the Weasley Twins could be guest lecturers at some of the meetings. Practical defense is for pussies, but we could *all* use sparklers that spell dirty words.
12. Describe how you react to difficult or stressful situations. *blinks* Well that kinda depends on the nature of the situation, don't you think? Are we talking stressful like "just got my ass publicly kicked at Smash Brothers", or stressful like "the Dark Lord and 100 of his closest friends are marching through the village, and they could ALL probably kick my ass at Smash Brothers"? Not that I'd ever lose a round of Smash Brothers to Voldie or anything (I'd school him. Bet the little bitch plays as Jigglypuff too), but you know, I had to use hypothetical scenarios to demonstrate the theoretical severity of various situations. Basically, it's like this. If I am frustrated or pissed off at one specific person or situation, I will cuss, yell, throw objects, jumpkick walls, and say very naughty things about various mythical heavenly entities. If I am stressed out over life in general, or upset over something that reaches a little deeper than "OMGWTFBBQ some bitch brought a goddamn baby into the movie theater during GoF and now I want to dropkick both it and her through the nearest window", I tend to get a classic case of Frayed Nerve Syndrome. I'll get jittery as hell, upset stomach, complete lack of focus on anything, and my energy levels will be screwed to all hell.
13. Which do you value more: compassion or justice? Er. Depends on the circumstances. I tend to loathe rules\authority and soppy sentiments in equal proportion, so it's difficult for me to say which is the greater social plague. The verbal equivalant of street justice sure can be damn satisfying though. Way more satisfying than getting all wussy and sentimental. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go with "justice" here. But only in that whole "karma's gonna kick your ass" sort of way. The criminal justice system in and of itself can kiss my butt, because any system that says you can spend more time in jail for smoking a doobie than for raping someone is just plain fucked from the getgo. Plus there's always the old adage about not wanting to put my fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
14. Would you say that you’re a child at heart, or that you have an old soul? Not only am I a child at heart, I'm the obnoxious little fucker who lives down the street and hides in trees to throw water balloons at people as they walk by. You know who I mean. Every neighborhood has one. I'm the one in the global village of livejournal.
15. Which Hogwarts House do you think that the Sorting Hat would place you in? If a hat could *headdesk* or *facepalm*, it would surely do so upon being placed atop my head, and this would likely take place following a rather large struggle on behalf of the hat to avoid such an unsavory exprience all together. I would be rendered speechless if an encounter with the inner workings of my cobweb-infested mind did not reduce the poor hat to tears and ashes, leaving it unable to give any form of coherent verbal response other than perhaps a weak burp and a shaky, defeated sob.
In other words, Slytherdor. Or Sparklypoo. No, wait. Slytherdor.
16. If you have a picture of yourself and feel comfortable posting it, please do so! Pictures are fun!
Dork ahoy!
