Comments | stan8815: i swear im not an asshole

stan8815

i swear im not an asshole

Jan 06, 2007 23:38

omgosh
someone found a dead baby in a trash truck at the end of camp st this morning. my mother was completely freaking out, asking me if anyone was pregnant, and calling half the population of milford.
the cops were there for like six hours and then when i was at work, the boston globe called my house. and then a cbs reporter came and interviewed ( Read more... )

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betheneec08 January 7 2007, 06:27:07 UTC

OH MAN MY FRIEND AMANDA LIVES ON PURCHASE ST. WHERE THE FOUND THE BABY AND THE POLICE CAME TO HER HOUSE AND QUESTIONED HER MOTHER AND ALL THIS SHIT AND SEARCHED HER ROOM. FOR MORE DEAD BABIES.
and she woke me up from a really nice nap to tell me this.
EW THAT'S JUST SO NASTY
the first question i want to know is: who's missing a baby?

stan8815 January 7 2007, 20:26:18 UTC

INTENSE CAPS ARE A LITTLE INTIMIDATING

anyways, the cops didnt come to my house, i got the idiot news reporters instead

rocket_guru January 7 2007, 19:59:32 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA mrs. doubtfire was on the 11 o'clock news. I love my life.

oh, and don't slit your wrists. Just in case you were in any doubt. Good new year's resolution. it's probably better than mine (don't smash your head against a wall).

stan8815 January 7 2007, 20:29:42 UTC

thats a good resolution, but im taking it one step at a time. no need to rush into things when im not ready

hehe (its like halfway through):
http://cbs4boston.com/video/?id=27545@wbz.dayport.com

rocket_guru January 8 2007, 20:17:50 UTC

ahahahahaha! i showed it to half my class and everybody was laughing hysterically, now they think milford is a stephen king killer town.