The best story ever.

[stancoleman]

Have I noticed a man present, claiming to be a story teller? With claims that we're his characters and this is all some story?

How amusing, but not as amusing as my story.

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[veniale]

There's someone like that?

[veniale]

...that is a interesting story.

[stancoleman]

Eh! New face! Your name? I am Stan the man Coleman.

Yeah, there is some old geezer that thinks he's an awesome writer.

But I'm much better.

[veniale]

Pretty new. I'm Lazlo; it's nice to meet you, Stan.

A book with six hundred and sixty six chapters would be kind of long, wouldn't it...?

[stancoleman]

Ahh, yes nice to meet you as well Lazlo.

Not if the chapters are each exactly half a page.

[ex_janvalent852]

Yeah that sounds about right.

[stancoleman]

Oh they do say that satire is the truth sugar coated with arsenic.

[ex_janvalent852]

I think I would have ended it with everybody dancin off into the sunset....big fuckin musical number.

[stancoleman]

Naah, that's chapter 420 that a musical number happens. Everyone gets stoned and high and bursts into song.

[xfuyu]

Fuyu thinks your story is bo~ring ~ !

[girlwhowas]

Surely he could spice it up by adding a dancing bear?
Don't send him any rejection letters yet!

Cheer up, Stanley Coleman.

There'll be new things for you to write about soon.

[stancoleman]

But, I ate the dancing bear and he was delicious.

[stancoleman]

Pssht. Everyone's a critic.

[evilbeneath]

This is an amusing read~♥

[stancoleman]

Why thankyou!

For a complete copy please send $9.99 plus S&H. Sorry. No CODs.

[evilbeneath]

But it does not have an ending yet.

Private

[stancoleman]

Yes it does.

One of the Arrancar fart and the whole city dies.

Or some such other crap.