I Hate Livejournal.

[stand_by_me_]

You know what. Fuck livejournal. I made THE LONGEST ENTRY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE and it was hilarious, eventful, everyone would have loved to read it. But no, Livejournal is retarded and it got deleted. So no story for you guys. Instead I'll just post the pictures and you can come to your own conclusions.

Comments

[alwysonmymind12]

You're actually a man.
Bucky is your gay lover.
The white creamy stuff was your cum
and he threw it at you because he wanted the real thing
then he "attacked" you aka made wild passionate ass sex to you.
the end.

[stand_by_me_]

God I love your version.

Almost as exciting as the real event!

[peachstreeeet]

So what's this about you and Bucky being a couple?

[stand_by_me_]

Ho golly Ms. Molly.

[likeit_says]

This is defineatley going in True American Romance: Bucky & Hope.

Black condoms... seriously, who thought colored condoms were a good idea?

[stand_by_me_]

God Leigh. I don't know. There were blue and red in there too. We thought black was the most appropriate. You could see the fake jism the best on it.

And we named it the Night Beast. Pft. Hello. Come on now.

Plus now, in his wallet his condoms are like the bloods and the cripts... showin' his colors. Hanging the condom out his back pocket.

[likeit_says]

Whoa semi patriotic there(but much more gangsta)

Night Beast sounds like the most appropriate condom name. ever.

Hmm Bucky hanging condoms out his back pockets... that'd be the day.

[zacsnuttybuddy]

Hahaha, how about them flavored condoms? When I was going to Utah once with my family, we stopped at a truck stop to use the bathroom and I took my niece with me...there was a flavored condom despenser in the bathroom...and get this, my niece thought they were flavored balloons and asked me for a quarter so she could buy one!

I got one and gave it to my brother just as a joke...he about died, man! It was HILARIOUS!