Jul 14, 2010 15:30
[Jinx, being the total failure that he is, is wondering about the ship. He'd just learned how to make unhackable posts and really wants to try it out.]
Locked to Jinx // 99.99% Unhackable
Fuck you, Bass, and Erol.
End Lock
[Jinx can only hope to Mar that the lock didn't fail.
Anyway, Jinx can be found at Sergei's alone drinking a whiskey.]
roll and jinx's long ass adventure,
#ww!link,
#ayla,
#open,
bored jinx is bored,
fucking lock better fucking work,
get children drunk,
one of his better ideas,
protoman needs to be clear,
#protoman,
oops i accidently ww!link,
#ben
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So he's come to Sergei's in an attempt to drink himself stupid. He plunks himself down next to Jinx, who he vaguely recognizes.]
Hi.
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[Oh no, he's sobering. BARKEEP, ANOTHER BOTTLE OF THE STRONGEST DRINK YOU GOT.]
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[Now that's not fair.]
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...And did you just call me "sir?"
[Hey, at least if you drink with Castiel, you'll always have someone to carry you back to your room when you pass out.]
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[Long pause.]
No!
[BRILLIANT]
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[Holy crap, Castiel is laughing. Good going, Jinx.]
You are much too drunk. I've never really had anyone address me as "sir" before.
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[SOB DON'T LAUGH YOU MEANY HEAD]
Shuttup then. MA'AM!
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[You can hear the quotation marks in his voice.]
How very puerile of you, Jinx.
[Oh hello bottle bottom. But, seeing as he's drank two whole bottles of liquor and still hasn't passed out, Castiel realizes it's futile and doesn't bother getting another.]
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[Jinx is now spinning on that stool. Hopefully he doesn't get too dizzy.]
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[Castiel is still kinda drunk, so he's very distracted by Jinx's spinning.]
You should be careful.
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[He goes faster. Wow, this is really fun!
But Jinx eventually loses his balance and falls off, landing on his arm.]
Argg...ggg..!
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[Oh crap, sobriety was a bit too slow in coming back. Castiel totally misses Jinx falling over until he hears him hit the floor.]
Are you alright?
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[Have Jinx flailing and moaning on the floor.]
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[God, Jinx, you're as bad as Dean sometimes.]
I can take you to the medical bay, if you're hurt.
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Jinx will raise a special drunk type of hell.]
N-nooo!
[He rolls out of the way.]
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If Castiel were capable of that sentiment, that's probably what he'd be doing right about now.]
Don't be a child. If you're hurt, you should get help.
[Castiel leans down and grabs at Jinx, trying to catch him before he rolls awayhurts himself even more.]
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