Jul 14, 2010 15:30
[Jinx, being the total failure that he is, is wondering about the ship. He'd just learned how to make unhackable posts and really wants to try it out.]
Locked to Jinx // 99.99% Unhackable
Fuck you, Bass, and Erol.
End Lock
[Jinx can only hope to Mar that the lock didn't fail.
Anyway, Jinx can be found at Sergei's alone drinking a whiskey.]
roll and jinx's long ass adventure,
#ww!link,
#ayla,
#open,
bored jinx is bored,
fucking lock better fucking work,
get children drunk,
one of his better ideas,
protoman needs to be clear,
#protoman,
oops i accidently ww!link,
#ben
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So he's come to Sergei's in an attempt to drink himself stupid. He plunks himself down next to Jinx, who he vaguely recognizes.]
Hi.
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I don't appreciate you grabbing me that way. However, since you are so drunk you can't even form a coherent sentence, I won't hold it against you.
[Better hope you remember that in the morning, Jinx, because that's the only time you'll get to touch that ass.]
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[Jinx gets to his feet YET AGAIN but falls. He decides to crawl like a zombie or something to his room.]
Heh..he...hehhe....
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[You're so utterly pathetic, Jinx, that Castiel actually bends down and helps him back up again.]
Please don't do that again. I would rather not leave you here.
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[Jinx holds on to Castiel tightly, this time not groping his ass. Instead, he pounds his back weakly.]
HuRRy UUP!
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[Castiel does, however, hoist Jinx up more so he's forced to put more weight on Castiel.]
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[Jinx drops all of his weight and turns into a very heavy rag doll. Perfect for carrying.]
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A warning would have been nice.
[Not waiting for whatever Jinx's answer might be, Castiel just picks him up bridal-style and hoofs it to the stairs. The elevators would be too much trouble now.]
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[Jinx finally passes out, now that he doesn't have to walk.]
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Of course, it's a lot faster now that he doesn't have to struggle with Jinx. So within thirty minutes, Jinx has been safely deposited on his bed.
Castiel is even nice enough to take off his shoes before he leaves.]
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