42nd Countdown // Audio-Text // Common

[standardpackage]

What th' shit's Christmas, anyway. Is it some sorta' thing worshippin' th' snow Precursors?

[A bit of shuffling can be heard in the background. Hit the deck, Elegante, Jinx is being productive.]

Two months an it'll be a year fer me. Roll, Snowtop, Toof, Mikaela, an' Greed...when th' fuck were ya' shot outta th' oven?

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Goes for you too Xanxus
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[brittlenerves]

[There's a lot Xanth could say about whether he wants to stay or go from the Elegante. Instead, he focuses on something a little stranger about Jinx's post:]

Sh-shot out of-the... o-oven? Um. What-- w-what oven?

[standardpackage]

[...Sex ed with Jinx is always a bad idea, Xanth.]

Well, ya' know where babies come from?

[brittlenerves]

U-Uh.

Y--Yeah?

[He's got a few vague ideas! They are good enough!]

[standardpackage]

[...Sounds like he's still pretty oblivious.

WELP.]

Okay, so when a guy an' a girl decide to fu--

[FJKSLD Be gentle, Jinx.]

--hug, the boy's...uhh... 'hot dog' freezes. Ya' know, like in a freezer. The girl might put oil on it before she puts it in the oven to bake. Ya' know, so it doesn't get stuck to the pan. Sadly, the hot dog might get too hot and explode. This isn't too bad, but it leaves baby hot dog worms in the girl's oven.

[A pause.]

Now, ya' don't ever wanna do that ta' a girl, do ya'?

[Text]

[getmesomewhisky]

...Shot out of the oven?

[Jinx, what the fuck are you talking about.]

[Text]

[standardpackage]

Born

[Text]

[getmesomewhisky]

October 10th

[Text]

[standardpackage]

So it's already gone. Did you do anything?

[rocklikerunaway]

... You still can't count, can you?

It's less than a month for me.

I'm thirteen.

[And she could not sound any less enthused.]

[standardpackage]

I can count pretty good, Suga.

Do ya' mean less than a month ago it happened er less than a month till it happens?

[rocklikerunaway]

Less than a month and I've been here a year... I think.

Which means I'm thirteen. I don't know when that happened. I could never read a calendar back home and it's all different here anyway.

[standardpackage]

Mind attendin' a party fer a few friends?

LMFAO

[alittlegreedy]

... Nice lingo.

8Db

[standardpackage]

Thanks, Boss.

[lol boss what]

[alittlegreedy]

[he loves it]

The mental images aren't all that pleasant. But anyway, I couldn't tell you.

[standardpackage]

Of what I told Snowflake? He doesn't need any more detail than that.