1st Countdown // Audio

[standardpackage]

[When Jinx awakens, he’s far more pissed off and annoyed than dazed and confused. He’s not exactly used to the never ending tune ringing in the back of his head, nor is he ready to accept a giant fishing float into his life.]

Comments

[Action]

[halfminute_hero]

Sorry. There isn't a single bar, pub, or tavern in sight here. Believe me, I've looked. [Because that's where you go to recruit new party members, right?]

[Audio]

[standardpackage]

An' how th' hell am I supposed ta' trust you?

[Really? You certainly don't look like you've reached the drinking age of ten yet.]

[Audio]

[halfminute_hero]

[Hero blinks, and then shrugs.] Just trying to help. But you're welcome to take a look around yourself.

[Audio]

[standardpackage]

I'm not lookin' nowhere. All I wanna know now that I know there ain't a bar is where th' nearest exit is.

[Audio]

[getmesomewhisky]

You won't find booze in that shitty town.

[Xanxus's Pokémon are in the middle of training, so please excuse any strange noises and bangs and explosions you may hear.]

[Audio] Sosos sorry for the delay ;O;

[standardpackage]

Th' fuck kinda town doesn't have a bar?

[But more importantly...]

What in the shit are you doing?

[Audio] Don't worry about it~

[getmesomewhisky]

That one.

[New Bark is the worst fucking town ever, man. Even Cherrygrove is better.]

Training my Pokémon.

[Audio]

[standardpackage]

You mean these shitty little red 'n white things?