A helpful guide

[standardtom]

In its quest to help ferret out all the nasty illegal things our kids are doing, Microsoft has given us this handy guide, so that when we snoop on their computers, we can understand what the l33t little h4x0rs are saying to their l33t little phr|3nd$:

A Parent's Primer to Computer Slang

Hey, maybe now I'll understand grande a little better! ;-)

Comments

[grande]

lmao. ilu.

[standardtom]

<3

[ursusarctos]

:::shriek:::

d00d thi$ m3an$ l33t$p3ak is DOA

Once the 'rents know it exists, it ceases to exist. Kind of like Schrödingers cat..... *meow*

[zoxobear]

heLl0 J4y$ON,

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[greatbearmd]

OMG mIcRoShAfT pwns j00!

[airbearma]

mIcRoShAfT pwns THE WORLD!!!

(At least it thinks it does)

[timksweden]

Is it OK that this "primer" gave me hives?

:-)