The Gayocity Rate is astounding....

[standingidle]

Teenage Ten Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.... why wait until their sleeping?? So you don't get caught, a-hole

2. Thou shall not do drugs.... alcohol lasts longer! Then you are doing the wrong drugs

3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart.... Wal-mart has a better selection. uh....this is the dumbest one Ithink.4

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Thou Shall Not Makae Unfunny Jokes.

[ozz]

"2. Thou shall not do drugs.... alcohol lasts longer!"

Since when is alcohol not a drug?

"Thou shall not steal from thy parents... everyone knows that grandma has more money!"

Yeah, with all those $20 social security checks and all...

"9. Thou shall not think about having sex.... as nike says just do it."

Yeah, worry about pregnancy and what STDs the girl may have AFTER you bang her. Hell, let's go crazy, don't even worry about the persons gender until after it's over.

[ozz]

When you wanna stop being a baby, I got a leaked version of the new APC CD and like 7 songs from the Josh Todd CD. If you don't want to believe me, suit yourself.

[ozz]

Dude, unblock me ass. I've had the Josh Todd CD for like a week. Do you want it or not?

Also, Maddox ripped off your Dr. Suess idea.

[laurie_jean]

coreyyyy <333

[shithousepoetry]

add me fool. and uh, there are lots of drugs that last alot longer than alcohol...

[shithousepoetry]

nvm you put that..

[6_stringsuicide]

yo add me corey