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[standingreserve]

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coke machines

[djiggyson]

coke machines are so much less reliable than coke dealers.

if the machine offends you I suggest that you do one of the following:

1)unplug it
2)cut the power cord off
3)pour rubber cement in all money slots/dollar bill readers
4)write in sharpie - this machine is fucking broken!
5)call the number on the machine and make a complaint.

Re: coke machines

[standingreserve]

Complaining doesn't get anything done. Its time to take the battle to the fucking coke machines!

[standingreserve]

Also, note to self, don't wish for things to blog about, you get them