In which I highlight my escapades in roller skating...

[standp]

I have not been roller skating since the seventies. Since the nineteen-seventies, my young friends.

When I went to get my car in the back of our building, I encountered the two cooks from the restaurant where I work.
COOK#1: Where ya headed?
ME: I’m going to a roller skating party.
BOTH COOKS: That’s SO GAY!!!

I ate a Chudwich. It has nothing to do

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[rootstraps]

Mmmm...seasoned 'tato wedges. Sounds like you had some good fun!