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[standsonhands]

[The recording clicks on, but there is silence for several seconds. There is a sudden thunk and--]

Shoot! Alright, um… attention!

This is Ty Lee, and I am totally not dead. Dead people are gross and all…you know. I’m not like that at all! And these wings are super cute and everything and they match oh my gosh! but I think they’re messing with my

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[markofthewise]

[Blink. Blink. Ty Lee? Why are you not Suki? Oh, but at least you're not currently Azula's best friend. That's helpful.

... well then.]

You're not dead. And not all dead people are gross...

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[standsonhands]

Of course all dead people are gross! Most living people are gross too but-

[standsonhands]

Hey, I know you!

[markofthewise]

Yup. You do. Hi Ty Lee.

And a lot of my friends happen to be dead, I'll have you know. Even Aang was accused of being dead for awhile and that never came between us.

[Voice]

[skulljokelol]

[On behalf of dead people everywhere:] I think that statement varies depending on the dead person, actually. For example, I personally find zombies to be harder on the eyes.

Although being a skeleton, I have none! Yohohoho! Skull joke!

[Voice]

[standsonhands]

No way! How can you be a skeleton? You need skin and all that other stuff.

[Voice]

[skulljokelol]

Well in my world there is a special kind of fruit that can give people strange abilities if you eat them. Each is unique, and the one that I ate let me live again even after I died. Because of it, I can live in this body even though it has no skin or organs!

[Voice]

[standsonhands]

That's...pretty gross.

Isn't there a fruit that makes you young and beautiful?

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[rocket_feet]

[For once, Azula is happy to see someone!]

Ty Lee, is that-?

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[rocket_feet]

Why on Earth would I throw you in prison?

1/idk ahhhhh

[standsonhands]

Azula...?

[standsonhands]

Because--! Uh...

[voice]

[rebeloutcast]

Well, well, well... Lookit' what we've got here!

[voice]

[standsonhands]

What've we got?

[voice]

[rebeloutcast]

Not-dead prison girl! I'm likin' the sound of that. Ty Lee, yeah?

[voice]

[standsonhands]

That's right! I'm not dead and super cute.

[justicereigns]

Is there some reason people would think you were dead?

[standsonhands]

Well, because of the wings and stuff. But I guess since everyone has them it doesn't matter.

[justicereigns]

Wings equate death?

I thought it was related to sky islands.

[standsonhands]

That's what I thought.

I have no idea, really. I'm totally new at this whole...Luceti thing.