Sooner or later, I will learn the truth.

[standuponit]

Or one of my coworkers will either turn State's evidence on another, or cop to it(Pun intended) his or her own self.

Or I will hire an investigative reporter to ferret out the criminal, so they can be... thanked.

Who left the amazing chocolate raspberry cake on my desk this morning?

Which one of you guys was baking during the hurricane? That's

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[kayjayoh]

Happy Birthday, sir!

(My little brother is *also* turning 30 today.)

[standuponit]

It was on my desk when I got in this morning. And I was the first one here.

And the weirdest thing is that it looks like somebody baked it in the staff kitchen Down The Hall, because there's leftover cake flour and Chambord stuck in one of the cabinets.

[standuponit]

Your argument. It clarifies things for me.

[angela_n_hunt]

Happy birthday!!!

[cjtremlett]

Happy Birthday! Sounds like you all made it through alright. As did all my other friends (internet and otherwise), even the ones in New York! Yay!

Plenty of cause for celebration!

Chocolate raspberry cake sounds awesome!

[inaurolillium]

Happy Birthday, my dear monotreme!