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[stanford_lawboy]

i know it's a few days late, but... happy 30th birthday, dean. DAMN, you're gettin' old. better than the alternative though, am i right? how about we hit the town and celebrate officially this weekend? i'll even buy you a round of beer and a lap dance or two. hope you enjoyed your presents, btw. heh

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[need_to_believe]

Not really.

[stanford_lawboy]

helpful as always, i see. i think i'm gonna need a little more information than that. or should i just hit dannyboy up for a sit-rep?

[need_to_believe]

Well, now that I'm familiar with the response I'm going to get, I feel confident that telling the story again is going to serve no purpose to anyone.

[time_for_pie]

Oh, you think you're a funny man, now, don't you, Sammy?

It's gonna take at least three lap dances to make up for that. Not to mention all the alcohol.

[Private to Sam, Mulder]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind being clued in here too, but Mulder's not exactly feeling talkative about the whole damn thing.

Or he's not talking nice anyway.

[stanford_lawboy]

face it, old man. i'm HILARIOUS.

...wonder if strip joints give senior citizen discounts?

[time_for_pie]

Oh, yeah. A fucking laugh riot, that's you.

That's four lap dances. Keep it up, and I'm gonna have a real good weekend.

[Private to Sam, Mulder]

...uh...no. I got a little distracted by other things.

[stanford_lawboy]

hey, maybe i'd stop being so damned witty if you'd just share some of that CAKE. i can't believe you ate all that by yourself, pig.

fine. four lapdances, and NO PIE.

[Private to Dean & Mulder]

things such as...?

i'm kinda inclined to believe the guy, but i sure would like to know HOW. i mean, you'd think dad would've taken some precautions against this sort of thing happening, and why the fuck didn't he come see US?

[hisdarklady]

Concussion? What? Sammy, are you not taking care of yourself? Am I going to have to come out there?

I also didn't know Dean was so old. Man, he's like. Adult and boring now.

[stanford_lawboy]

sorry, martha. didn't meant to worry you. i mean, it's not a real RECENT concussion or anything. and it's not like i was prepared for a dead FBI agent to show up out of nowhere and smash my head against a sink. these kinda things are a little unpredictable.

ha. it's so TRUE. and i'll be sure and tell him you said so.

[hisdarklady]

Oh well since its an old concussion I won't have to worry or anything. *rolls eyes* I knew I should have given you and Dean that in depth first-aid class...

How else are you? Dead-head smashing- FBI agents aside? I have some things I'd like to ask you next time you think you'll be around internet-wise for a bit. I'm having a bit of a quandry here.

*laughs* Oh dear. I'll be sure to stay away from him then.

[stanford_lawboy]

hey, we get by. maybe i should've given med school a try, since i've kinda missed stitching dean up.80 proof JD is a decent enough antiseptic to use, right?

i'm doin' okay, considering. we're both just laying low for the time being, so go ahead and shoot whatever it is past me. happy to help, if i can.

aw, he's harmless.

...unless you're a PIE.

...or a taco. or a double bacon cheeseburger. or a- well, you catch my drift.

[harpermd]

Good to hear from you, Sam. It's been awhile.

[stanford_lawboy]

ditto, man. i'm still around, for the most part. you've been a little quiet recently, yourself. how's tricks?

[harpermd]

Still here. Things aren't good, but I'm trying to make some changes, so we'll see. I'm gonna be in your neck of the woods sometime in the next couple months, and I think I owe you a drunken binge or two.

[stanford_lawboy]

i saw your post about the move, man. happy to hear you're gonna be hanging out in our neck of the woods for a change. i'll be sure and show you around if i get the chance, and we can raise a little hell (figuratively speaking) to make up for all the lost time, 'kay?

[chigong_master]

Hey Sam! ^_^

It's good to see you around again! You've been missed.

I'd ask how things are, but with Mulder's post, and your general ability to attract weirdness, I'm sure I can guess.

That said, do I need to send you another care package to cheer you up (and possibly bribe you into sticking around more? ~_^ )

[stanford_lawboy]

i've missed being here, man. life keeps me busy, y'know?

SO not gonna argue if you wanna send me some goodies in the mail, because you can friggin' COOK, that's for sure. i feel sorta guilty for not being able to return the favor, though. i'll try harder to get over that.

hey, speaking of packages... the previous one that you and sanzo sent? it's in the care of a friend, who knows a lot more than me about this kinda thing. but i've got a feeling that the news isn't exactly gonna be GOOD. poke me for an update in case i fall off the face of the earth again, 'kay?

[chigong_master]

Oh, believe me, I can understand that. Things in our part of the world are quite hectic, too...

**grins** Good. I have some things to send out today, so it's just as easy to send an extra box. And please, don't feel guilty - believe me, it's something I like to do.

Ah, good. I was wondering about that. I'm sure our friend is lurking about somewhere, and we'll run into him again before too long. I don't understand him. He seems to be the type who likes to destroy everything in his path, then stand there and watch the world burn. He'd probably get along famously with some of your buddies... ¬.¬

I'll give you a prod in a week or so - I see that you've got your hands full as it is. Good luck with everything, and I wish I was closer...