rampant internecine douchebaggery

[stanford_lawboy]

y'know what never ceases to amaze me?

now, some of you might say to yourself, 'the gravity-defying properties of john sheppard's hair?', but you'd only be PARTIALLY right.

the correct answer is... my brother.

no matter how long the road may be, or how busy we are saving stupid oblivious naive innocent people from the things that go bump in the

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[time_for_pie]

Okay a) how the hell did you even find out about Chief, and b) what part of 'Nothing I want to talk about or think about ever again' are you having trouble understanding?

[stanford_lawboy]

sorry dean, but in the entertainment biz, word spreads fast.

and just because YOU don't want to talk about it, doesn't mean no one else will.

gleefully. and in explicit detail.

[time_for_pie]

Yeah, well you want to talk about it, do it somewhere else, 'cause I wasn't kidding, Sam. I don't ever want to fucking think about it again.

Ever.

[stanford_lawboy]

i wasn't actually referring to myself, genius. believe it or not, i KNOW how to keep my damn mouth shut. if you don't want word of your late night escapades to get out, you should take it up with those two skeezy old practical jokers who sent you off on a wild goose chase.

they were having themselves one hell of a laugh at your expense, last time i checked.

[come_by_shep]

My hair amazes everyone. That's not news.

How you doing, Sam? Other than uh...demon apocalypses. Apocalypsii?

[stanford_lawboy]

yeah, well. three days of 'amazement' was enough to last me a lifetime, that's for sure.

i'm... in a very bad fucking mood shep, thanks for asking. sitting around on my ass waiting for the demon apocalypse (singluar form works best, i think) isn't really helping matters, either.

how 'bout yourself? enjoying the trip home so far?

[come_by_shep]

Like 3 days of being Sasquatch wasn't enough for me...

Bad mood? Dean-related? I saw his post.

I'm uh, not actually heading home. Had some holidays owed, I'm in D.C. right now, staying with DiNozzo.

[stanford_lawboy]

admit it, man. to this very day, you think of it as a blessing in disguise, don't you?

dean sure as hell didn't help, but he wasn't exactly the direct cause, either. it's... complicated.

actually... i meant 'home' as in... here. this... quadrant? the whole, um... planet? collectively? just as a figure of speech, you understand. ahem. sounds awesome though, man. you deserve some hardcore R&R, so i hope the new guy's showing you a good time.