If i started my own religion what would it be called?

[stankispoor]

So i've been pretty shitty lately. my dear friends have helped me though. oh who am i kidding my friends aren't dear. hell i don't even have friends

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[tater2603]

Allthough Stank Shady was an excellant song as well, I'd have to say the best song had to be Hey J-J-Joswick, your Aerosmith remake. That bitch was such a dyke.

[venal]

Dude, it's all about "The Dykes are with Me"

They're Dykes.
They wear pants.
The Dykes
Are with Me.

Best lyrics ever

[katiek704]

Don't bother trying to get on my good side.

You know you're always there :-)

If I'm in the hospital this weekend, will you come visit me? Will you visit me anyways? Can I visit you? Can there be some visiting going on, some time?

[cmldoc2b]

You mentioned that Katie is the hott girl of the day and that you love her, you are sooooooooo excited that Amy is coming to town so you can hug her, and that you are going to hang out with the "hottest guy". Poor Melissa, she never gets any recognition from you and she's the one you should be impressing! Plus, you wouldn't be so bored if you actually went to class and earned a couple of grades.

[stankispoor]

first of all, melissa is fat. she'd take up too much space in my journal. second, there's no reason for me to go to class. my credits this year will never matter to anything or anyone. and i hate school work. go nerd.

[venal]

But her breasts are so large now. That's got to count for something.

[plaidskirtsrule]

I am laughing so hard right now.