You've Got To Believe Me!; SHINee!bandfic; PG
You've Got To Believe Me!
SHINee!bandfic; crack; PG; AU; 1028words; Harry Potter inspired/infused
In which Jonghyun comes to a brilliant (but unbelievable) conclusion and no one bothers taking him seriously.
for deasyellow; an early birthday fic ;D ♥
Jonghyun bursts through the front door, a look of excitement plastered on his face.
“Guys! Meeting at the dining table. Now,” he yells while flipping his shoes off his feet and into a corner behind the door.
Minho looks up from his videogame and raises an eyebrow at him. Taemin does the same from his seat at the foot of the sofa, laptop placed comfortably on his lap.
“I said meeting. Here. Now.”
Jonghyun sits himself at the seat at the head of the table. Onew drags his feet out of his room, eyes still half lidded from being suddenly awakened. He rubs them and mumbles grumpily, “This better be news.”
Key follows suit, walking out of his own room just a few seconds after Onew does, stopping about a meter and a half away from the dining table to place a hand on his cocked hip.
“Sit, sit, everyone. I have news!” Jonghyun smiles brightly at the four bored faces around the dinner table.
Minho, Taemin, Onew and Key take their seats reluctantly, exchanging cautious glances with each other.
“Honestly guys.” Jonghyun rolls his eyes before clearing his throat and continuing.
“Alright, so, I was watching Harry Potter just awhile ago and it’s kind of strange but after the entire movie and a whole lot of thinking -” he pauses to stare hard at Onew who had fallen fast asleep on the dining table, drool sliding off the edge of his mouth. Key jabs his side and Onew jolts upright.
“Yeah, I know, Parry Hotter, right,” he babbles groggily.
“Thank you,” Jonghyun continues. “As I was saying, after watching the movie, I have concluded that,” he pauses again to take a deep breath (just for dramatic effects) “I am a wizard.”
*****
Minho pushes his chair back and walks towards the sofa, where his videogame was. Onew had fallen asleep again and Key had his eyes squeezed shut, fingers massaging his nose bridge. Only Taemin sat looking at Jonghyun with a huge smile.
“Hey, where’re you going? I’m not done yet!” Jonghyun calls after Minho.
“Exactly, hyung.” Minho says, eyes glued to his videogame.
Jonghyun looks at Key and Taem hopefully, “You two believe me right?”
“Hyung, maybe you could magically make yourself less weird,” Key suggests wearily while pulling Onew off his chair and leading him back to his bed.
Jonghyun pouts slightly and then turns to look at Taemin, cocking his head to the side.
Taemin stands up and pats his hyung on the back, “I believe you, hyung.”
Jonghyun groans, “I know sarcasm when I hear it, Taem!”
Taemin shrugs and skips back towards his laptop and into his room, still smiling.
Jonghyun is left alone at the dining table; he sighs and contemplates trying to convince his members again about the wizard thing. After all, it wasn’t just him who had concluded this. Heechul and Taecyeon were there during the movie and they had concluded the same thing too!
He decides to try convincing his members again, starting with the least believing - Minho. He walks over to Minho and stands in front of the television set where he was playing virtual soccer. Minho hits the pause button almost immediately.
*****
“Oh my god, hyung, what is wrong with you! I was this close to winning the game!” Minho cries, shocked.
“Minho, I’m a wizard. Even Heechul hyung said so!”
Minho looks at him disbelieving. “Heechul hyung? Come on, you know better than to trust him! He’s the same guy who thinks everyone in the States greet each other with ‘Yo!’”
Jonghyun rubs the back of his head awkwardly and walks off, speechless. A minute later, he enters Key’s room, where the man himself is busy sorting his wardrobe out or something, clothes strewn all over the floor and bed, no surface left uncovered.
Key doesn’t even bother looking up while plucking up articles of clothing and throwing them to the side again. “Hyung, you don’t want to be in here.”
“But I have to tell you that I’m really a wizard and -”
“Hyung, really, I’m in the middle something right now.”
“- Taecyeon’s from Hagrid’s family line! Now do you believe me?”
“HYUNG, I CAN’T FIND MY COLLARED BLUE WOOLEN LACOSTE SWEATER WITH THE BLACK STITCHING AND YOU’RE TELLING ME WHAT?” Key shrieks.
Jonghyun moves a few steps back and feels for the door knob. “I’ll … be outside … if you need me.”
He closes the door gently behind him and realizes his willpower was falling. He decides to leave the leader to sleep since he probably wouldn’t absorb anything he said anyway. Jonghyun pops his head into Taemin’s room where he finds Taemin smiling creepily at the computer screen.
*****
“Hey Taem, what’re you doing?” he chirps.
Taemin jumps and slams his computer screen shut. “God, hyung, you scared me,” he breathes. “Homework, I was doing homework.”
“I just wanted to tell you that I really am a wizard.”
“Okay hyung, I’ll be your apprentice someday. Will you leave my room now?”
“Where in the world did you get all this sarcasm from?”
“You,” Taemin grins and waves Jonghyun out of his room.
Jonghyun sighs and closes the door behind him again.
*****
He goes back into his own room and shuts his door behind him. He takes out his phone and dials Heechul’s number.
“Hi hyung, none of them will take me seriously!”
“Not like any of them here did too. Whatever, we’ll just let them think it’s all my good looks that got me my huge fan base.”
“You mean you used -”
“I … well …”
“Hyung!”
Jonghyun ends his conversation with Heechul after a minute or two and then settles himself down on his bed with his netbook and pulls out a branch looking stick from under his pillow. He brandishes it for a moment and then waves the stick around and poof! A plate of spicy rice cakes and a glass of water appear on the bedside table, the fan begins whirring and the curtains draw themselves shut.
“I guess they don’t have to believe me,” Jonghyun sighs and stuffs a rice cake into his mouth.
I've been gone for really long again and I want to thank all the people who visited even while I was away not posting ;___;
deasyellow I know you're gna think I'm ninja fast because you just replied my tweet, lol.
(I AM A NINJA IN SECRET YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)
And I had to post this today since I'm not sure when I'll be back posting again!
I hope you liked it love ♥
Comments are appreciated !
SHINee!bandfic; crack; PG; AU; 1028words; Harry Potter inspired/infused
In which Jonghyun comes to a brilliant (but unbelievable) conclusion and no one bothers taking him seriously.
for deasyellow; an early birthday fic ;D ♥
Jonghyun bursts through the front door, a look of excitement plastered on his face.
“Guys! Meeting at the dining table. Now,” he yells while flipping his shoes off his feet and into a corner behind the door.
Minho looks up from his videogame and raises an eyebrow at him. Taemin does the same from his seat at the foot of the sofa, laptop placed comfortably on his lap.
“I said meeting. Here. Now.”
Jonghyun sits himself at the seat at the head of the table. Onew drags his feet out of his room, eyes still half lidded from being suddenly awakened. He rubs them and mumbles grumpily, “This better be news.”
Key follows suit, walking out of his own room just a few seconds after Onew does, stopping about a meter and a half away from the dining table to place a hand on his cocked hip.
“Sit, sit, everyone. I have news!” Jonghyun smiles brightly at the four bored faces around the dinner table.
Minho, Taemin, Onew and Key take their seats reluctantly, exchanging cautious glances with each other.
“Honestly guys.” Jonghyun rolls his eyes before clearing his throat and continuing.
“Alright, so, I was watching Harry Potter just awhile ago and it’s kind of strange but after the entire movie and a whole lot of thinking -” he pauses to stare hard at Onew who had fallen fast asleep on the dining table, drool sliding off the edge of his mouth. Key jabs his side and Onew jolts upright.
“Yeah, I know, Parry Hotter, right,” he babbles groggily.
“Thank you,” Jonghyun continues. “As I was saying, after watching the movie, I have concluded that,” he pauses again to take a deep breath (just for dramatic effects) “I am a wizard.”
*****
Minho pushes his chair back and walks towards the sofa, where his videogame was. Onew had fallen asleep again and Key had his eyes squeezed shut, fingers massaging his nose bridge. Only Taemin sat looking at Jonghyun with a huge smile.
“Hey, where’re you going? I’m not done yet!” Jonghyun calls after Minho.
“Exactly, hyung.” Minho says, eyes glued to his videogame.
Jonghyun looks at Key and Taem hopefully, “You two believe me right?”
“Hyung, maybe you could magically make yourself less weird,” Key suggests wearily while pulling Onew off his chair and leading him back to his bed.
Jonghyun pouts slightly and then turns to look at Taemin, cocking his head to the side.
Taemin stands up and pats his hyung on the back, “I believe you, hyung.”
Jonghyun groans, “I know sarcasm when I hear it, Taem!”
Taemin shrugs and skips back towards his laptop and into his room, still smiling.
Jonghyun is left alone at the dining table; he sighs and contemplates trying to convince his members again about the wizard thing. After all, it wasn’t just him who had concluded this. Heechul and Taecyeon were there during the movie and they had concluded the same thing too!
He decides to try convincing his members again, starting with the least believing - Minho. He walks over to Minho and stands in front of the television set where he was playing virtual soccer. Minho hits the pause button almost immediately.
*****
“Oh my god, hyung, what is wrong with you! I was this close to winning the game!” Minho cries, shocked.
“Minho, I’m a wizard. Even Heechul hyung said so!”
Minho looks at him disbelieving. “Heechul hyung? Come on, you know better than to trust him! He’s the same guy who thinks everyone in the States greet each other with ‘Yo!’”
Jonghyun rubs the back of his head awkwardly and walks off, speechless. A minute later, he enters Key’s room, where the man himself is busy sorting his wardrobe out or something, clothes strewn all over the floor and bed, no surface left uncovered.
Key doesn’t even bother looking up while plucking up articles of clothing and throwing them to the side again. “Hyung, you don’t want to be in here.”
“But I have to tell you that I’m really a wizard and -”
“Hyung, really, I’m in the middle something right now.”
“- Taecyeon’s from Hagrid’s family line! Now do you believe me?”
“HYUNG, I CAN’T FIND MY COLLARED BLUE WOOLEN LACOSTE SWEATER WITH THE BLACK STITCHING AND YOU’RE TELLING ME WHAT?” Key shrieks.
Jonghyun moves a few steps back and feels for the door knob. “I’ll … be outside … if you need me.”
He closes the door gently behind him and realizes his willpower was falling. He decides to leave the leader to sleep since he probably wouldn’t absorb anything he said anyway. Jonghyun pops his head into Taemin’s room where he finds Taemin smiling creepily at the computer screen.
*****
“Hey Taem, what’re you doing?” he chirps.
Taemin jumps and slams his computer screen shut. “God, hyung, you scared me,” he breathes. “Homework, I was doing homework.”
“I just wanted to tell you that I really am a wizard.”
“Okay hyung, I’ll be your apprentice someday. Will you leave my room now?”
“Where in the world did you get all this sarcasm from?”
“You,” Taemin grins and waves Jonghyun out of his room.
Jonghyun sighs and closes the door behind him again.
*****
He goes back into his own room and shuts his door behind him. He takes out his phone and dials Heechul’s number.
“Hi hyung, none of them will take me seriously!”
“Not like any of them here did too. Whatever, we’ll just let them think it’s all my good looks that got me my huge fan base.”
“You mean you used -”
“I … well …”
“Hyung!”
Jonghyun ends his conversation with Heechul after a minute or two and then settles himself down on his bed with his netbook and pulls out a branch looking stick from under his pillow. He brandishes it for a moment and then waves the stick around and poof! A plate of spicy rice cakes and a glass of water appear on the bedside table, the fan begins whirring and the curtains draw themselves shut.
“I guess they don’t have to believe me,” Jonghyun sighs and stuffs a rice cake into his mouth.
I've been gone for really long again and I want to thank all the people who visited even while I was away not posting ;___;
deasyellow I know you're gna think I'm ninja fast because you just replied my tweet, lol.
(I AM A NINJA IN SECRET YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)
And I had to post this today since I'm not sure when I'll be back posting again!
I hope you liked it love ♥
Comments are appreciated !