Today's Tweets, aka, Too Lazy to Really Blog

[stanleynickels]

• 11:24 The guys in the file room are being fucking dicks. IF YOU WILL POINT OUT MY FAILINGS, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO FIX IT AT THE SAME TIME?! #
• 16:22 Hot nerdettes on the internet are taking my men just by existing. Must do sit ups. Kill me now. #
• 22:07 All hail taro yogurt! #

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Comments

[hotdogfever]

wtf, nerdette?

[stanleynickels]

YES NERDETTE. I stumbled upon the blog of this REALLY HOT programmer who also plays video games and realized that I AM A EXTINCT MODEL. BOOBS ALONE ARE NOT ENOUGH. Geek girls are hotter, smarter, and are taking my menfolk.