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stannerz

I also vacuum as if nobody's going to get their carpets any cleaner!

Jul 05, 2006 21:20

So... I haven't updated in a while.

Today, I had one Jehovah's Witness make a small attempt to evangelize to me (I didn't feel like taking her magazine), a few random people say things to me as if they knew me, and two men offer me a ride.

The first guy wasn't too bad. He was just walking past me while I waited at the bus stop. He asked if I ( Read more... )

creepy guys

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tamasgem July 6 2006, 08:54:40 UTC

CARRY A GUN WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

You're 17 now?!?! oy. It feels like you just got out of elementary school. Now guys are chasing after you with their cars, annoying JWs are preaching at you, and cats are exposing their gaping sides to you.

ALL THREE OF THESE PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED WITH GUNS.

tamasgem July 6 2006, 08:55:33 UTC

Well, except for the third problem, which may have been CAUSED by a gun.

I think Animal Control took the cat away though, I just went down to 7-11 and couldn't find the cat on the trail.

stannerz July 6 2006, 20:09:19 UTC

I think they could be solved more easily with BAWLS.

x__seventhfret July 21 2006, 02:04:13 UTC

Ew. I remember I was waiting for the bus once and this jamacian guy was like, "EY BABBBYY NEED A RIDE!? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

I was like "dude. not legal."

he said, "OKAY CALL ME WHEN YOU 18 IIGHT BABY"